[disgustinggf]

anons are on so tell me ur in love with me NOW

[groupieculture]

kinda miss when u used to drop your phone and all of its insides spilled out on the floor and then u had to get it back together again 4 times a day . i like simple things

[louisegluckpdf]

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

[kissycat]

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

[doradotcom]

walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa

[evilnicegirl]

middle schooler obsessed with using perfect grammar online -> adult who uses like every text abbreviation possible

[ispyspookymansion]

being in your 20s is truly just living ibuprofen to ibuprofen

[phluphfy]

don’t pretend you love MILFs if you can’t stand the sight of a saggy breast or stretch marks or C section scars. if that’s you, you just want the AESTHETIC of wanting to fuck older women; you aren’t actually committed to them, and I’m exploding you with my wizard beams as we speak

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[yahahatism]

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients